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I'm conceptualizing the program as a vacation camp promoted as a "spooky concentration camp" housed within the farcáde of "Ranch 'Gypsy Chicken Rose' Reality TV" packaged as a mental hospital for the sake of "enhanced targeted marketing"?
25 WORDS MORE OR LESS for the pitch
"… our first joint Reality-TV production portrays an insane sex-crazed couple, institutionalized in a facility concealed within a 'chicken ranch,' working under DEEP COVER as secret agents… for an alien conspiracy!"
It's like a sex-obsessed version of "Alias," only featuring trannies and seasoned with BDSM lite - a role-reversed 50 Shades of Grey, only it's 32,767 Shades of Mauve! - "Mauve Percola" is the administrator's name, see?
The elements of Paranormal Romance between the principals melded with the heightened literary/artistic/stylistic elements of the show would make it a natural prospect for licensing to Playboy Channel, targeting this:
[UPSCALE VIEWER with posh accent lifts whisky glass from table]
"I watch 'Ranch CODENAME Gypsy Chicken Rose' for the erudite discussions of 'Opera Aperta,' - or the 'Open Text,' as one would put it in English? [THWACK!] … and charming recitals of poetry and music; I regard the† hot trannies getting nailed as a kind of filler, a sop thrown in to make High Culture palatable to the masses" [24.65s]
[ UPSCALE VIEWER sips from glass and replaces whisky glass on table]
[NOISES OFF - "Oh my god, oh my god, oh my GODDDESS!"]
† Market segment: did they all die off, or what? ->
COUPLES MARKETING!!!
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Fri May 31 17:53:10 CDT 2024